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Structural Notes
General
Use of alcoholic beverages may
increase overall merriment
but should not be consumed
until tree is installed &
electrical items plugged in.
Duct Tape
No duct tape without
prior approval by
professional elf.
Mitigation Notes
No elves are to be harmed during
tree removal
tree construction
& tree rehabilitation.
Concrete
If concrete is being used
then you’ve – probably – done something wrong.
Sources: Mailbox, Cheers Cat-Rin!, Happy Holidays Plans – Specs & Elevations, The moschinobrayouboughtmelastxmas [Amy] & Wham!
